Ever wanted to punch Ramburgers? Packages available

[Joe]

Ramburgers, self-titled worst troll on the site. His s**t windup threads and crap 'banter' are not particularly legendary

Have you ever felt the urge to punch him square in the face? It is a pipe dream to most as he is rarely allowed to leave his flat thanks to his Hudl-toting girlfriend, but I may be able to help. Tomorrow I will have to actually spend time in his company, which means that for just 24 hours I can offer the following packages

Tesco value package £5 - I will punch him once, squarely on the nose for you. You'll have to trust me

The middle one £10 - I will punch him once on the nose, while ThePacFish videos the event, which will be emailed to you

The VIP package £25 - Repeated punches to your requested body zones, full video footage plus a selection of still shots signed by me

I don't take credit cards but paypal and bank transfer are fine

Joe xx

[RFC Buncey]

[Ramburgers]

[Goldenbeard]

I'm so tempted!

[DiodeX]

I might even come up to do it myself for free

[Mcmanus]

£10 package please

[Joe]

Business is good so far, get your orders in ASAP as the first half is already sold out

[dr_volki]

i pay 50% up front the other 50% after the job's done with pics of course

[Carlos2478]

Any interest in adding a baton cuffs and cs package?

[Ramburgers]

Too much interest in this thread for my liking!

Oh and cheers Carlos!

[HLR Milo]

I'll take 4 of those ViP packages please

[hubblewiffle]

Kick in the bollox is how much plus a first?

[Joe]

I'll do that for nothing!

[Reaper KH]

Any interest in adding a baton cuffs and cs package?

Ahhh the old 'Back of the sherpa routine'  

[MurghBatwar]

I've only got a quid so can you just give him a wedgie or something?